1. williams95:

    laughingstation:

    These are not chips.

    They are crisps.

    These are chips.

    That is all.

    we don’t care

    image

    #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

    THIS IS A VEGETABLE

    BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


    These are chips

    and these are chips too

    That is all.

    who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

    you win this round, canada.

    Dying.

    Dead.

    OMFG

    LMAO

  2. so true T_T

    • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
    • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
    • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
    • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
    • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
    • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
    • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
    • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
    • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
    • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
    • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
    • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
    • period: Yell at a puppy.
    • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
  3. catversushuman: For older Cat Story comics, just click the Cat Story tag. They’re from the POV of my cats. I just started so I only have two so far. And they will be in black and white.

    catversushuman:

    For older Cat Story comics, just click the Cat Story tag. They’re from the POV of my cats. I just started so I only have two so far. And they will be in black and white.

  6. allthingseurope: Christianshavn, Copenhagen (by :NFR:)

    allthingseurope:

    Christianshavn, Copenhagen (by :NFR:)

  7. gambler-x:

    pernillo:

    improbablenormality:

    thearcanetheory:

    izzy-rabu:

    hangthecode:

    Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. 

    (via)

    I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WHAT.

    what what what is this

    I know this. Pirates canon is awesome. 

    WUT WAT AMAZING

    *knows all of this and more because is a giant pirate dork*

    I love him even more now!!

  8. anoldpunk:

    anoldpunk:

  9. ladywillowgrey: I do this with my sisters bunny rabbit. 0_o

    ladywillowgrey:

    I do this with my sisters bunny rabbit. 0_o

  11. ladywillowgrey:

    fortheloveofsharpies:

    There are kind Slytherins.

    There are brave Hufflepuffs.

    There are some stupid Ravenclaws.

    There are twisted Gryffindors.

    Your House doesn’t define you.

    And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.

    BLESS THIS POST

    Amen!

  13. gifpeanutbutter: gifpeanutbutter: a GIF directory for thousands of tumblr GIFs

    gifpeanutbutter:

    gifpeanutbutter: a GIF directory for thousands of tumblr GIFs

  14. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    My new morning alarm.

    I suck at waking up in the morning, so I created this. Hopefully it works.

    dude. i love this… i wanna set it as MY alarm

    Title
    WAKE UP
    Artist
    Leejay Abucayan

  15. givemethreestepsmister:

    “You people have be chosen to reveal our existance to the world. You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later. All eyes to the front.”

    “Now, you will recieve us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim, it will be your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day, we will spill their blood until it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man, of every faith, can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. for if you do, one day, you will look behind you and you will we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to which ever God you wish.”

    “And Shepherds we shall be, for thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. 

    In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti.”